(Source: godlessprophet)
(Source: itslondondior, via bossaddict)
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The Canine Crusader.
The awkward moment you realize he programmed a room based off the guy who owns PLAYBOY.
(via ruinedchildhood)
- what she says: im fine
- what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
(Source: rousses-sexy)
Gaming buddy
> Everyone else has a really cool cat but me, mine sits around and eats food, that’s it. If I touch it, it moves.
> Switch to the pistol. Meow!
> “you tell them I slept with their mothers too”





