can i get you something to drink?

The names Jose. college kid. Washington. Jamaican. Hispanic. rock music. redheads. kitties. pictures that make me go duuuuuude....that's about it...

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via ugly)

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

Probably because attractiveness is a natter of opinion

(via ruinedchildhood)

kakuzu:

seoulll:

korean fashion is to die for

it’s classy but still cute

rough but still elegant

image

(Source: ohmyhyungwae, via ollivander)

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

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lameborghini:

reblog if u have never given a HECK

(via oheyitsriley)

neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life

(Source: charlieseesmore, via oheyitsriley)

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

(via oheyitsriley)

grumpysalmon:

How many people have broken into a store late at night to steal a cook book because they were hungry and wanted to know how to cook the perfect bean casserole? I’ll give you a hint: please bail me out of jail

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

t-mdelonge:

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body

(via oheyitsriley)

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via oheyitsriley)

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.

(via thelesserknown221c)

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