can i get you something to drink?

The names Jose. college kid. Washington. Jamaican. Hispanic. rock music. redheads. kitties. pictures that make me go duuuuuude....that's about it...

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

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the-longboard-living:

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ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

(Source: poppunksuperstar, via gematria-is-a-killing-name)

shouldnt:

How in the fuck…

(via sunflowerr-baby)

sexually-confused-slayer-fan:

They might know Jesus Saves.

sexually-confused-slayer-fan:

They might know Jesus Saves.

(Source: creatinedealer, via gematria-is-a-killing-name)

“Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil”

—   William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)

(Source: whitegirlgrant, via batfag)

sweptoutofmymind:

today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

(via samanthamariegriffin)

soundlyawake:

are we really fucking real right now
danieldabs:

Classic coca

danieldabs:

Classic coca

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spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

(via batfag)