can i get you something to drink?

The names Jose. college kid. Washington. Jamaican. Hispanic. rock music. redheads. kitties. pictures that make me go duuuuuude....that's about it...

kenerics:

who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

(Source: hippopotalust, via ollivander)

clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

(via ugly)

snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

(via ugly)

franciium:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

When people can’t handle the truth.

(via gematria-is-a-killing-name)

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

(via loveconquerstofall)

izu-kou:

littlegracenote:

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

I want one

people will see you coming from 3,000 miles away

izu-kou:

littlegracenote:

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

I want one

people will see you coming from 3,000 miles away

(Source: mrcheyl, via ollivander)

 - white people ordering food at a mexican restaurant

tricountyshit:

chihuahuawho:

LOL

actual tears dead-tracks edikaaa

(Source: rhubix, via scurrilizzie)

staff:

yalipop:

Does the staff actually ever reply to posts or is that just a myth?

No one will believe you.

(via ollivander)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via gematria-is-a-killing-name)

pleasegotothediaryroom:

she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and i’m a fruit loop dingus

(via kitten-mitt0ns)

(Source: jailor, via kitten-mitt0ns)

(Source: frankton, via kitten-mitt0ns)

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

(via gematria-is-a-killing-name)