mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
Probably because attractiveness is a natter of opinion
korean fashion is to die for
it’s classy but still cute
rough but still elegant
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
how to get a girls panties wet:
- kiss her roughly
- shove her down on the bed
- slip off her underwear
- slam dunk em in the toilet
How many people have broken into a store late at night to steal a cook book because they were hungry and wanted to know how to cook the perfect bean casserole? I’ll give you a hint: please bail me out of jail
have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
10/10 would bang.
10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning