according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????
i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this.
GUYS OH MY GOD
When people can’t handle the truth.
spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass
Girls are evil for this right here.
Does the staff actually ever reply to posts or is that just a myth?
No one will believe you.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and i’m a fruit loop dingus