can i get you something to drink?

The names Jose. college kid. Washington. Jamaican. Hispanic. rock music. redheads. kitties. pictures that make me go duuuuuude....that's about it...

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

(via ugly)

 - First Recording of Human Voice

nozhs:

On 9th March 2008, historians have found what they believe is the first recording of a human voice. Predating Thomas Edison’s first phonograph recording of 1877. The “phonautograph”, created by etching soot-covered paper by Parisian inventor Edouard-Leon Scott de Martinville, was played by US scientists using a “virtual stylus” to read the lines. The recording was initially believed to be the voice of a woman or adolescent, but further research in 2009 suggested the playback speed had been too high and that it was actually the voice of Scott himself. This is the original recording.

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actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: teamgais, via ruinedchildhood)

meraknight:

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

I wanna be on this.

(Source: iraffiruse, via oceans-of-lithium)

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama, via ugly)

timothydelaghetto:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

… If you got just a little bit

(via batfag)

portablemiah:

i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore

(via ugly)

kanyewesticle:

The best thing about 2013 is that it’s over in a week

(via ugly)

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via ugly)

grcssest:

this is honestly still the funniest thing i have ever seen

(Source: Mashable, via ruinedchildhood)

snapchatting:

have u ever seen a really attractive person and just really wished u hadn’t

(via ugly)

celibacy:

*gasp* for me?

celibacy:

*gasp* for me?

(Source: awwww-cute, via ruinedchildhood)

4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]

4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com)